Однажды на английском нам надо было составить текст из предложений с придаточными нереального условия... Благодаря Лёле вот что из этого вышло.
I wish I were Sailor Moon. If I were Sailor Moon I would use the Moon Prism. If I used the Moon Prism I would have a very nice team of my friends. If I had such a team we would fight for good and justice. If we fought for good and justice we would be beaten by a lot of disgusting beasts and demons. If we were beaten by a lot of disgusting beasts and demons I would cry out loud. If I cried out loud Taksedo Mask would come to save our asses. If he came to save our asses he would kill all the beasts and demons. (If we stayed alive I would fall in love with him) If he killed all the beasts and demons we would save a lot of people. If we saved a lot of people they would love us. If the people loved us they would create cartoon series about us. If they created cartoon series about us we would be famous! (And there would be a crowd of slashers and shippers with their dirty ideas!!!)
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